The Bottomless Urinal

Good morning! I haven't told you about my fun time in a Barnes & Noble bathroom yesterday. It was great! The button of my pants fell unrecoverable into a urinal. So I tried getting it out, but like I said, it was unrecoverable. Oh well. So now I'm pants-buttonless. It's great! Anyway, my breakfast consisted of a big bowl of fruit! Yeah, so, that's been my life since yesterday. I still haven't found out the name of that movie yet. But I will!