Marriage Will Dig You a Grave

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Great! Check out this phone call I just got:

Me: Hello?
Lady: Hi, this is Pat from Vestal Memorial Park. Your phone number was selected at random to receive free burial space. There are some qualifications, however.
Me: All right¸
Lady: Do you presently own burial space?
Me: No¸
Lady: Are you married or over thirty?
Me: No¸
Lady: I╠m sorry, you do not qualify.
Me: All right¸
Lady: Bye
Me: Bye

Will someone marry me please? I need that free burial space!

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