{"id":95,"date":"2002-10-30T07:59:16","date_gmt":"2002-10-30T07:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2002-10-30T07:59:16","modified_gmt":"2002-10-30T07:59:16","slug":"poptart-brings-the-power-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/2002\/poptart-brings-the-power-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Poptart Brings the Power Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great, I&#8217;m horribly tired this morning. I want to make a Poptart but that will probably blow the circuit breaker, although I think I already meet all the requirements, such as having the TV and the coffeemaker off. Anyway, I&#8217;m going to wake myself up, stare blankly at the computer screen for two hours, and then go to class.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great, I&#8217;m horribly tired this morning. I want to make a Poptart but that will probably blow the circuit breaker, although I think I already meet all the requirements, such as having the TV and the coffeemaker off. Anyway, I&#8217;m going to wake myself up, stare blankly at the computer screen for two hours, and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}