{"id":83,"date":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","date_gmt":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","modified_gmt":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","slug":"sunburned-by-ames","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/2002\/sunburned-by-ames\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunburned by Ames"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great, I have a horrible sunburn! Yesterday a friend and I decide to walk around because we were horribly bored. This Ames guy offered us a job. We each held up a sign that said &#8220;Going out of Business! Ames&#8230; Up to 50% Off &#038; More! Everything Must Go!&#8221; We made $10 an hour each. Oh well. I hope it goes away soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great, I have a horrible sunburn! Yesterday a friend and I decide to walk around because we were horribly bored. This Ames guy offered us a job. We each held up a sign that said &#8220;Going out of Business! Ames&#8230; Up to 50% Off &#038; More! Everything Must Go!&#8221; We made $10 an hour each&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}