{"id":42,"date":"2001-04-30T15:34:33","date_gmt":"2001-04-30T15:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2001-04-30T15:34:33","modified_gmt":"2001-04-30T15:34:33","slug":"the-chalk-tray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/2001\/the-chalk-tray\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chalk Tray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dah, what a terrible day. I got up in English, and jabbed my leg into a chalk tray. Now I have a square hole in my shorts! Not to mention it made quite a wound on my leg! Then I got mad because my math teacher gave a pop quiz.<br \/>\nWell at least I&#8217;m going to some party tonight. That ought to take my mind off these darn things for a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dah, what a terrible day. I got up in English, and jabbed my leg into a chalk tray. Now I have a square hole in my shorts! Not to mention it made quite a wound on my leg! Then I got mad because my math teacher gave a pop quiz. Well at least I&#8217;m going&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}