Good morning! I haven’t told you about my fun time in a Barnes & Noble bathroom yesterday. It was great! The button of my pants fell unrecoverable into a urinal. So I tried getting it out, but like I said, it was unrecoverable. Oh well. So now I’m pants-buttonless. It’s great! Anyway, my breakfast consisted of a big bowl of fruit! Yeah, so, that’s been my life since yesterday. I still haven’t found out the name of that movie yet. But I will!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Good morning! I haven’t told you about my fun time in a Barnes & Noble bathroom yesterday. It was great! The button of my pants fell unrecoverable into a urinal. So I tried getting it out, but like I said, it was unrecoverable. Oh well. So now I’m pants-buttonless. It’s great! Anyway, my breakfast consisted…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}