{"id":185,"date":"2003-06-03T15:07:18","date_gmt":"2003-06-03T15:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2003-06-03T15:07:18","modified_gmt":"2003-06-03T15:07:18","slug":"too-smart-machines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/2003\/too-smart-machines\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Smart Machines"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know what I hate? Machines that \u00cfsmarter\u00d3 than they can handle. We have this Epson printer here, for example, whose black cartridge was empty. The \u00cfsmart\u00d3 printer didn\u00cct think it was empty however, and it\u00ccll only slide the cartridge tray out when it thinks the cartridges are empty. So I ended up having to make the printer clean itself, and then I tried to quickly replace the cartridge while it was exposed. Of course this horribly failed and I ended up jamming the whole thing up.
\nWe also had this fancy coffeemaker a few years ago that we had to trash because the machine\u00ccs weight sensor was telling the machine that there was no coffee pot on it, so nothing worked.
\nYeah\u00f7 that was my random opinion article of the day.
\nIt\u00ccs still horribly hot here\u00f7 I can\u00cct take it! I already feel tired as hell from last night, and the heat isn\u00cct helping. I can\u00cct even fall asleep in this heat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know what I hate? Machines that \u00cfsmarter\u00d3 than they can handle. We have this Epson printer here, for example, whose black cartridge was empty. The \u00cfsmart\u00d3 printer didn\u00cct think it was empty however, and it\u00ccll only slide the cartridge tray out when it thinks the cartridges are empty. So I ended up having to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}