{"id":173,"date":"2003-01-11T15:45:14","date_gmt":"2003-01-11T15:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2003-01-11T15:45:14","modified_gmt":"2003-01-11T15:45:14","slug":"cost-cutters-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/2003\/cost-cutters-haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"Cost Cutters Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"

Weeew! I finally got a haircut today at my favorite place to get one\u00f7 Cost Cutters!
\nCheck out the sequence of events:
\n(I walk in)<\/EM>
Me:<\/STRONG> “Yeah, hi, I need a haircut.”
Lady 1:<\/STRONG> “Yes you do!” (I give a “heh heh” smirk)<\/EM> “What\u00ccs your name?”
Me:<\/STRONG> “Kai”
Lady 1:<\/STRONG> “That\u00ccs K-I?”
Me:<\/STRONG> “No, K-A-I”
Lady 1:<\/STRONG> “Gotcha.”
\n(I have a seat and two minutes pass)<\/EM>
\nLady 2:<\/STRONG> “Ka, Ka, Ka, Kia?”
Me:<\/STRONG> (I get up)<\/EM> “Kai”
Lady 2:<\/STRONG> “Oh, sorry!”
Me:<\/STRONG> “No problem…”
(I walk over to the seat she walks over to and have a seat)
<\/EM>Lady 2:<\/STRONG> “So, how would you like you hair cut today?”
Me:<\/STRONG> “I just want it shorter\u00f7 a lot shorter.”
Lady 2:<\/STRONG> “So I\u00ccll just use a half-inch clipper and a (hardcore hairstylist technical talk)<\/EM>.”
Me:<\/STRONG> “Uhh\u00f7 sure\u00f7”
\n(After ten or so minutes she\u00ccs done and we walk to the register)<\/EM>
\nLady 2:<\/STRONG> “That comes to $11.95”
Me:<\/STRONG> “Make it 14” (I hand her a 20)
(She stands there a while and types something into the register and then into a little calculator in the register\u00f7 I assume she\u00ccs trying to figure out what 20 minus 14 is)<\/EM>
Lady 2:<\/STRONG> “So you want six or seven back”
Me:<\/STRONG> “Uhh\u00f7 six”
Lady 2:<\/STRONG> (She hands me the cash)<\/EM> “All right, have a nice weekend!”
Me:<\/STRONG> “You too!”
\nWow, that was probably the longest entry in over a month\u00f7 Anyway, I\u00ccm going to head down to the basement and start making a video or two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Weeew! I finally got a haircut today at my favorite place to get one\u00f7 Cost Cutters! Check out the sequence of events: (I walk in)Me: “Yeah, hi, I need a haircut.”Lady 1: “Yes you do!” (I give a “heh heh” smirk) “What\u00ccs your name?”Me: “Kai”Lady 1: “That\u00ccs K-I?”Me: “No, K-A-I”Lady 1: “Gotcha.” (I have a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}