{"id":138,"date":"2002-10-14T23:52:31","date_gmt":"2002-10-14T23:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2002-10-14T23:52:31","modified_gmt":"2002-10-14T23:52:31","slug":"never-as-good-as-the-hairstylist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/2002\/never-as-good-as-the-hairstylist\/","title":{"rendered":"Never as Good as the Hairstylist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great, I got a haircut today! I love how I can never get my hair to look as good as the hairstylist does. Yeah, after I shower it will look horrible again! Wonderful!<br \/>\nYeah, so I went on a shopping spree yesterday and today. Now I\u00ccll have enough food for like two weeks!<br \/>\nAnd I spent the day custom-crafting a video for a Viennese friend of mine, who\u00ccs name I won\u00cct disclose just for the hell of it! Yeah\u00f7 time to upgrade the rating of my weblog from like \u00cfG\u00d3 to \u00cfPG.\u00d3<br \/>\nAnyway, I have another video to custom-craft. I am the cameraman! Whooo! Shit, what is wrong with me tonight!? Anyway, I have got to stop using &#8220;anyway&#8221; every eight words\u00f7 Anyway, Dah! All right, I\u00ccm just going to quit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great, I got a haircut today! I love how I can never get my hair to look as good as the hairstylist does. Yeah, after I shower it will look horrible again! Wonderful! Yeah, so I went on a shopping spree yesterday and today. Now I\u00ccll have enough food for like two weeks! And I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}