{"id":137,"date":"2002-10-10T21:14:14","date_gmt":"2002-10-10T21:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2002-10-10T21:14:14","modified_gmt":"2002-10-10T21:14:14","slug":"third-world-atm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/2002\/third-world-atm\/","title":{"rendered":"Third World ATM"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, so I wanted to “invest” in partying tonight, but our stupid third-world-with-a-phone-modem ATM decided to not to process my request. Guess I’m going to party on other people’s expenses tonight. Whooo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}