{"id":83,"date":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","date_gmt":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","modified_gmt":"2002-09-02T13:12:16","slug":"sunburned-by-ames","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/2002\/sunburned-by-ames\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunburned by Ames"},"content":{"rendered":"
Great, I have a horrible sunburn! Yesterday a friend and I decide to walk around because we were horribly bored. This Ames guy offered us a job. We each held up a sign that said “Going out of Business! Ames… Up to 50% Off & More! Everything Must Go!” We made $10 an hour each. Oh well. I hope it goes away soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Great, I have a horrible sunburn! Yesterday a friend and I decide to walk around because we were horribly bored. This Ames guy offered us a job. We each held up a sign that said “Going out of Business! Ames… Up to 50% Off & More! Everything Must Go!” We made $10 an hour each….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}