{"id":229,"date":"2004-04-11T01:52:46","date_gmt":"2004-04-11T01:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2004-04-11T01:52:46","modified_gmt":"2004-04-11T01:52:46","slug":"change-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/2004\/change-clothes\/","title":{"rendered":"Change Clothes"},"content":{"rendered":"

My basement is a forest of hanging t-shirts. For some reason I went through something like seventeen shirts in twelve days. Oh well, doesn’t cost me a penny to do laundry at home.
\nIt was a boring Saturday, pretty much. Last night I guess someone threw oranges at my house. Either they hate SU, me, or had nothing better to do. Yeah… That would be about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My basement is a forest of hanging t-shirts. For some reason I went through something like seventeen shirts in twelve days. Oh well, doesn’t cost me a penny to do laundry at home. It was a boring Saturday, pretty much. Last night I guess someone threw oranges at my house. Either they hate SU, me,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}