{"id":193,"date":"2002-12-30T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-30T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2002-12-30T22:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-30T22:00:00","slug":"won-the-lottery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/2002\/won-the-lottery\/","title":{"rendered":"Won the Lottery"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gah, I\u00ccm so horribly bored. All I do all day is stare blankly into the computer screen. My eyes hurt like hell. I guess I just sit here waiting for someone to talk to. Damn, I need more hobbies that don\u00cct involve looking into a screen.
\nCheck out tomorrow night! In what will with most certainty be the most boring New Year\u00ccs Eve in my nineteen-year history, I will do absolutely nothing!
\nThe only good news I\u00ccve had in the past few days is that I won $4 on one of those instant scratch-off lottery games! Weeew! The ticket cost $2, so I made a net gain of $2! Weeew!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gah, I\u00ccm so horribly bored. All I do all day is stare blankly into the computer screen. My eyes hurt like hell. I guess I just sit here waiting for someone to talk to. Damn, I need more hobbies that don\u00cct involve looking into a screen. Check out tomorrow night! In what will with most…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}