{"id":108,"date":"2003-01-18T09:30:32","date_gmt":"2003-01-18T09:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/"},"modified":"2003-01-18T09:30:32","modified_gmt":"2003-01-18T09:30:32","slug":"marriage-will-dig-you-a-grave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/2003\/marriage-will-dig-you-a-grave\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Will Dig You a Grave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great! Check out this phone call I just got:<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Hello?<br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b> Hi, this is Pat from Vestal Memorial Park. Your phone number was selected at random to receive free burial space. There are some qualifications, however.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> All right\u00f7<br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b> Do you presently own burial space?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> No\u00f7<br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b> Are you married or over thirty?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> No\u00f7<br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b> I\u00ccm sorry, you do not qualify.<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> All right\u00f7<br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b> Bye<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> Bye<br \/>\nWill someone marry me please? I need that free burial space!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great! Check out this phone call I just got: Me: Hello? Lady: Hi, this is Pat from Vestal Memorial Park. Your phone number was selected at random to receive free burial space. There are some qualifications, however. Me: All right\u00f7 Lady: Do you presently own burial space? Me: No\u00f7 Lady: Are you married or over&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/newkai.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}