Danielle secretly wishes NYC was on the West Coast. Sorry, you can't have it all!
I am all about the West Coast.  Tina suggested NYC.  I have yet to convince her that California is the place to go.  However, I honestly wouldn't mind living in NYC for awhile, but that's probably one of the few cities on the East Coast I really like.  See being in a penthouse in NYC wouldn't require me to shovel any snow, so it's alright by me for a few years, then it's all about sunshine and beaches!
Danielle is a Beach Bunny.  Wow....you totally take away from the stereotypical California beach girl who has long blonde hair, blue eyes, and about as smart as a brick. Jersey has some nice beaches, but loads of sharks.  Best beaches, hands down, are in North Carolina. At least there, the water isn't subfrigid like the West Coast and the water isn't 85 degrees like in the Bahamas.  Then again....there is the occassional hurricane that likes to cut vacations kind of short.....
Perhaps not beach blonde with blue eyes, but I definitely add to the Hispanic quota in California.
You're Hispanic. But not really...I guess the best way to describe by what is meant by "Hispanic" in California are those wise ass Esse's who like tho show how tough they are and how loud they're cars can get.  You think you can come out to the East and straighten the other "Hispanics" out?  Usually Spanish people aren't considered "Hispanic"...it's usually the Mexican fence hoppers that are considered "Hispanic".

Did that make sense at all? I know it was quite redundant.
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Best beaches, hands down, are in North Carolina.

I got to second that, seeing that I really liked Virginia Beach (close enough). I liked the fact fact that there a no weird things in the water to worry about like jelly fish and such, except one shark attack in like 80 years. And the water was really comfortable.

Ocean City tries to imitate Virginia Beach but doesn't quite succeed, but is also quite nice.

Overall, that area is pretty nice.
Kai....you kick ass. Thank you for supporting the East Coast.
OOH! rock on new yorkness! all husbands can just bugger off while i partake in new york city penthousing. afterall, they're only around for my amusement anyway, right? although...can i bring my gay hubby? he's just too cute!
Mark.....Mexicans and South Americans are called LATINOS while Spaniards are the true Hispanics!  Viva Espana!
And yay for SPINSTERHOOD!  And yes Gift Gay husbands are TOTALLY acceptable.  They are the best of both worlds....you get a man's companionship without sex!  Who needs sex anyway when man created such wonderful little devices for our enjoyment. ;)
Oh my god....guys....it's only a matter of time before the average guy is phased out by lovable queers and battery operated companions.  I think we need to launch a preemptive strike on the adult toy corporations.  Who's with me?
I'm with you... Now just mass-fake reproduction of sperm has to be perfected and we'll become completely useless. :angry:
SPERM BANKS!  Sorry men, but who needs committment when you can be impregnated by some gorgeous looking guy with an IQ of 160?  Wow I can't believe I just thought of that.
Yeah...that's what they'll tell you.  Most likely they'll give you a tub of stuff from a homeless psychopathic giggolo.  You're babies will have eyes that are really far apart and no teeth
The thing that freaks me out about donating to sperm banks is that you end up having a thousand kids.
wasn't there a whoopi goldberg movie about that? you know...you can get a lot of money for "donating" your eggs...i know the NYU medical centre gives over $2500 for starters...so yeah...in the future, if you ever see someone who maybe looks remotely like me- you know...almost asian and just rockin- you'll know i got pressed for cash sometime in my nyu career ;)

I heard the process of removing an egg from the woman is extremely painful.  Guys get to have fun and jack off we have to go through painful surgery!  Damn it...WHY WASN'T I BORN A MAN!?
We also only get like $25 for it though....
Jack off into a cup...whee..what fun...  Not really. And no one wants some random person coming up to them later in life and telling them that they're that person's kid.  So what if it's painful? Sheesh....you think childbirth tickles or something.  Let's face it....Eve screwed Adam in a bad way and now women have to pay for it.  So if you have to blame someone about all the pain you have to go through...blame Eve...
I had to laugh the other day when I saw that the Weekly World News or whatever it's called, the black-and-white tabloid at supermarkets, had a headline "World's First People Were Gay" and the sub-headline said something about how there was no Eve and that Adam's lover was a man.

I really hope not too many believe those things. I mean, not that we can necessarily prove Adam and Eve, but it's a little more believable to than Adam and... Ed!

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