What are worst movie(s) you have ever seen?

My first nomination:

Cabin Fever: The whole new disease epidemic thing is realistic, the results in this movie aren't. And what guy would continue to get it on with his girlfriend when she's half dead and bleeding all over the bed with a horrible disease!?

I'll probably think of more later on.
I can't remember the name entirely, but it was something "Master of Disguises". If any of you seen the preview, it had a guy saying "turtle, turtle". That was the stupidest movie ever made. And to prove it, not only were grown-ups walking out of it, little kids that were there BY THEMSELVES were walking out of it. It was that bad   :crying:
The Cable Guy was a terrible movie.  Oh and Crossroads was also another TERRIBLE movie, which I didn't willingly chose to see.  Ahmed made me!:p
The Cable Guy!? Come on, that movie had a message... Don't let your TV be your kids' mommy and daddy.

Crossroads!? You might as well go see Gigli (The J. Lo. / Ben Affleck movie that cost $54 million but only made $500,000)

Movies whose sole "attraction" is the stars in them always almost end up being a failure.
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The Cable Guy was a terrible movie.  Oh and Crossroads was also another TERRIBLE movie, which I didn't willingly chose to see.  Ahmed made me!:p

i actually liked the "Cable Guy". I thought that the scene at Medieval Times was hilarious.  Speaking of which, I'd love to go back to one. I think the 2 closest to me are in North Carolina, and Florida. Anyone wanna join?
There's one here in LA.  Haven't been yet though.

Cable Guy was just plain RETARDED, so stupid it wasn't funny.  In my opinion

Crossroads-OF COURSE I EXPECTED IT TO BE BAD!  I had no desire to see it, but Ahmed made me.  Anyway...still a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE movie.  I laughed so hard when she read her "poem" to her crush that I snorted, and everyone in the entire audience couldnt stop laughing for 10 minutes straight.  It was awesome!

The Forgotten was the last terrible movie I saw.  Julianne Moore loses her son in a plane crash, but everyone thinks she's crazy and that she never had a son.  So you start to think she's Schizo but then you realize someone or somethign has been erasing the memories of everyone else, but failed to erase hers.  So you think it's a movie about a government conspiracy, which could have been alright, but no.  ALIENS!  Yes Aliens erase people memories, and take away people's children.  Weird ass shit, the aliens are retarded too.  Anyway, terrible terrible movie.
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Cable Guy was just plain RETARDED, so stupid it wasn't funny.  In my opinion

The Cable Guy, just like other Jim Carry movies such as The Truman Show and Me, Myself, and Irene all have important messages if you analyze them Sellers-style (deep).

The Cable Guy and The Truman Show both harshly criticize the influence of the media on society. Interestingly enough, The Truman Show did so long before reality shows hit their peak (if they even have yet). In The Cable Guy, Jim Carry's character, being raised solely by TV, as many kids are, has no real sense of reality, as he essentially lives in a TV world. This harms his ability to make friends immensely.

Me, Myself, and Irene's message is that if your an ultra-nice-ass, like me, and do everything for everybody, a lot of people will take advantage of you and treat you like shit. This might cause you to snap.
I think the movie is too stupid to draw such analysis, but ok.
Great points Kai, but if you ever think you're going to snap, let us know first so I can record the news and tell everyone that i used to goto school with you! :D
eyes wide shut. horrible movie with three story lines that, if they had chosen to maybe follow one to the end, had potential to be something other than horrifically bad.

oh, and monster's ball. a movie which basically is one HUGE long sex scene with some mini scenes before and after.
Wow I just saw Closer with Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Natalie Portman and that seriously was such a shitty movie!
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eyes wide shut. horrible movie with three story lines that, if they had chosen to maybe follow one to the end, had potential to be something other than horrifically bad.

oh, and monster's ball. a movie which basically is one HUGE long sex scene with some mini scenes before and after.

Eyes Wide Shut is a crazy movie... It's so insane! I just watched it again Friday night when it was on HBO.

Monster's Ball... Really? Excuse me a few hours while I download and watch it! :bigwow:
The Terminal.

WARNING!!! POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOLLOW!!!














Just wanted to name a recent movie that sucked. Not only is there no point to it. (Well, it shows a bit about American bureaucracy even though the movie is based on a true story that happened at a French airport.) Not only does he not get the girl. (But I would complain louder if he did). This piece of garbage has us dragging through long hours of nothingness just to end up at the stubborn "No, I want to go to New York" scenario. If I were him, I would go home. Fuck that signature collection bullshit. New York ain't worth his time anyway. Patriotic undertones towards the end were totally misplaced. The acting was uninspired. Etc. Etc. This doesn't cover half the problems with this movie, so feel free to add to it.
I think i was the only one that thought the Terminal wasn't too bad. I actually thought it was decent. By no means was it action packed, and yes it was more of a chik-flic, but still, i thought it was decent. My family and friends however, thought it sucked ass.  I just ahve to be different I guess.

I personally liked the Terminal.  Not my favorite movie, but I thought it was well done.  The whole point of the movie was that due to the war in his homeland he was no longer considered a citizen and therefore was not permitted to enter the US nor could he return home.  Yes the movie was about nothing except for a guy trying to live day by day in an airport, but some of the best movies are about nothing.  Ever seen the Breakfast Club?  The whole movie is centered around a High School Saturday detention and it happens to be one of my favorite movies.
I liked the terminal alot!  While some may say it was slow and boring it was the subtleties in the characters that made it intersting.  Plus it was hilarious...remember when he got the idea to return the carts to get quarters!?
Yeah that was pretty funny.  :D
By the way Happy Belated Birthday Miss Lauren Kessler!  21!  Yeeyah baby...we gotta meet up somewhere here in the deep south and go drinkin'.
Thanks Danielle!  I'm not so much in the deep south.  We had over a foot of snow until a couple days ago!  But its back to 60's now :) I can't even drink (not that i really do anyway) cuz i'm on antibiotics due to my widsom teeth extractions...but one day (like when we're 42) we can celebrate our ability to legally drink in america  :cool:
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