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| They run around in their little red, white, and blue outfits, so we can all admire their patriotism, athletic prowess, and wicked-cool fashion sense. Obviously this was before they were allowed to pick out their own clothes. (Those were hard times indeed.) We also get quite a view of their sexy toothpick legs and muscular physiques. The numbers on their jerseys indicate their rank in the group. Justin is first (obviously) and JC is last, because well - he always was a little weird. And back then, nobody knew he could write songs. Things have shuffled around a bit since then. The other team is dressed in black. Of course. Otherwise, how would we know that they’re the bad guys? They don’t have numbers or names on their jerseys - because, who cares who they are? Perhaps they’re meant to be the Backstreet Boys. |