so...in delightful conversing with two of my favourite people, sarah and danielle, the topic naturally turned to postgraduation plans...

here are our's:

we are going to inhabit a cozy yet tropical island on which we will be free to frolick in mumus to our heart's content. special guests include george clooney, jude law, johnny depp, and colin firth specifically for danielle, and orlando bloom specifically for sarah.

it is a lovely island, it is. we'll send you postcards. i'd love to extend an invite, but we'll be implimenting extremely harsh immigration and visa laws. truly sorry about that.
I want to run away to that island now.  Who needs school anyway!?  STUPID FINALS! GRRRRR!
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special guests include george clooney, jude law, johnny depp, and colin firth specifically for danielle, and orlando bloom specifically for sarah.

...5 men...3 women...  ???  sounds to me like somebody's gonna be left out  :(  , but not to worry, I'd be more than happy step up and make sure that doesn't happen!  :bigwow:
    Wait, wait...Colin Firth is for Danielle,...Orlando Bloom is for Sarah...that leaves George Clooney, Jude law and Johnny Depp all for... ??? ......Disco Ball!?!?!?!  Wow, Gift I had no idea! :buttrock:
    Oh well, my offer still stands to "fill in the position" :;): and make sure that all women have the same amount of men and no-one get's stuck with only one.
   -the most awesometastic superduper cool half asian...sidekick (with his own themesong so the night is never boring   :;): ) around.
well you see, danielle and sarah specifically requested firth and bloom. and while i am indeed quite madly in love with firth, i feel that danielle is most deserving of her own private firth love. the others i believe will be shared on a rotational basis. naturally, since danielle must play hostess to firth, and sarah to bloom, i suppose it is only my duty to entertain our other three distinguished guests.

i'll leave it up to the other ladies whether or not you get visa priveledges to our island, football head, since it appears i'll be quite busy.  :;):
I need my own Island to escape too. A little place that I can call my own. Away from the evil evil term papers and finals.... perhaps I will get a boat and sail the world...
An island with Hilary Duff is all I need! :cool:
Not to be greedy or anything but I dont Gift should have all three...I could use a little depp, clooney, and law action!
heh, i'm not hogging them! i'm just saying that since you and sarah will have to attend to your special guests, i'll take one for the team and make sure depp, clooney, and law don't feel left out :;): you may have all the depp, clooney, and law love you want!! after all, sharing is caring :D

i guess the answers 'no' isn't it.  :(  I thought i was supposed to be your sidekick gift!
Hmm. Post graduation plans, huh. Well, let's see.

For starters, I think that I will take over the northern hemisphere. Starting from my dominion over Russia, I'll expand westwards militarilly and economically, dwarfing the Great White Blob (formerly Austria-Hungary, now the NATO aliance I guess). I'll finish up in Europe by nuking the Brittish Isles (coz I don't like them british accents), after which I will engage in a two-front war against Uncle Sam and the Greater Eastern Prosperity Zone (formerly China, Korea, and Japan, who will by then unite against a common threat, that is, my humble self).

Having thus achieved World Domination in all but name, I will focus on economic stability, mind-control, and freedom of speech (my speech, that is - everyone else should stay quiet and listen). I'll probably be pretty old by then, so there would be two routes to follow. Either, finding a cure for mortality and thus being able to rule over my sheep forever. Or, researching transcendence and leave behind this barren rock (Earth will be barren by the time I'm through with it) to ascend to Nirvana.

Now I can see that half of you will now cry booooring and educate me about how all of this is so old-fashioned and all, but I find that tried and proven methods are still the best all around.

If I may leave behind a piece of advice, Gift, it is for you to situate your tropical island south of the equator. But in any case, I would probably let you be annexed peacefully, seeing how we went to the same highschool and all.  :blues:
heh, oh kenny, i'm sorry, i did indeed tell you that you could be my sidekick (theme song included) and then i go and bar you from my (shared) island. tell you what...now, assuming danielle and sarah have no objections...i will personally see to it that you are granted special visa priviledges.

and as for you stani, i do believe our island will be south of the equator and, therefore, humbly out of the way of your mass takeover? just leave us to our loving mumu ways. OH! and...if you do find a way to live forever, pass a little of that our way?? although...i don't really want to live forever if it entails wrinkles, saggy everything, and swollen ankles. that said, if you can't guarentee me at least some kind of youthful eternity...well...then i guess just bury me under my favourite coconut tree in my favourite mumu covered with my favourite hibiscus flowers...

I think our island needs a plastiv surgeon.  So we can stay young and beautiful forever.  No wrinkles or stretch marks! ;)
hm...this is definitely an idea to ponder...we should start taking applications of plastic surgeons with headshots ;)

Yeah! I'm on the island! I'm on the island! (this is me singing, and dancing with joy)
 Man I hope Stani doesn't stop by with his whole army, because I just dont think the women will be able to handle it.  :p

Honey...I can handle ANYTHING!
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Honey...I can handle ANYTHING!

"Anything" remains still to be seen (I'll make sure to stop by the store before I head for the island) but an army of battle-torn, horny guys... ???  I just dont know.

HAHAHAHAHA.  I could take em!
that's definately going to be recorded too. I'll call it, "The Train That Ran Over Perky's Ass!" :laughlong:
heh heh, i'm sure you can handle it but if needed, i'll help where i can  :;):

Awwwww...see Gift is just so wonderful!
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